March 31: Appetizer

Victim: One of the senior designers. Keyboard, mouse, watch and monitor in a nice little package. Hid all sharp objects. The rest of them after the jump.

April 1: Main Course

Victims: Someone from business side (top), and the two senior designers (YES, one of them got clingwrapped again haha). Also wrapped the honey jar (don’t ask why we have one there) and one mug, sealing random stuff inside.

Extra: Masking tape under the optical mouse. No picture sorry, but the guy actually thought we messed with the wiring lulz.

April 1: Dessert

My favorite! Victims: Creative Director (top, booyeah!) and everyone else in the office, because those keys are the keys to the bathroom (yes, they are locked). On the bright side, they had a valid excuse to sink their hand into jello. I mean come on, who doesn’t want to do that at least once in their lives?

Btw, I did NOT do any of these pranks. I just cheered, laughed and took pics. After work, we hit this restaurant in Aberdeen, what I had was pretty good.

Anyway, for the pranks, credit to the boys who keep life interesting. Hope you had a fun and brawl-free April 1st, pranksters! :D

As believable as that story is, I’m afraid it isn’t true. If by any chance you insist on believing it then, yay for me! :D

Truth is that work has sucked me dry of all blogging skills — pulled out a black crayon and scribbled all over my heart cutouts. Lolz. Seriously though, I’ve just been busy. Not miserable, mind you (I happen to really love my job) but yeah. This blog tends to suffer at crunchtime, because the pink bunnies convinced me that my readers were very understanding. Yes, you shouldn’t believe everything you read — the pink internet-savvy bunnies are actually very wise and gentle creatures.

Belated Happy Valentine’s, and I promise to be a good blogger again. For the bunnies.

The Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

Okay fine, it was hardly raining when we stepped out of the office, and maybe we didn’t go on barefoot thanks to EJ’s ride. But that’s not important. What’s important is all the grease in it, and the melted cheese! What’s important is —

Half a pound of beef nested in my tummy! They said I couldn’t finish it. HAH! And I wasn’t even insanely full! See, it’s special because the boys always went out for DQP back in Hong Kong, but I always settled for the Double Cheeseburger. But what can I say, it’s a special day, aaaand they wouldn’t let me order anything less haha! Good thing too. ;]

Yes, I firmly believe that the consumption of this monster burger is blog-worthy. Not to say that I won’t blog about Noche Buena. Food is always blog (and Plurk) worthy!

Enjoy your Noche Buena, kids! Let’s all pig out and celebrate! :D

Okay to tell you the truth, I’m posting about the Magic 8 Ball because I got home at around 11:30 today. Long story, but a lot of it is because of the office Christmas party tomorrow, and thus I am mentally incapable of coming up with a decent list. Not at this hour — I’m too sleepy!

So here I offer you, a magic 8 ball. Click it, you know you want to.

So, considering that I’m staying out the whole day again until midnight (woohoo!), the questions is… Will I be able to post for the 7th Day of Christmas?

Ask me again later. :D

Today, to celebrate (?) the madness that is the internet, let us go over some important men of the Intarweb. They are the ones that have graced our webpages for many moons, and offered laughs and constant content for memes all around the world.

One. George Dubya.

The internet has not been kind to him. Okay I must admit, I really feel sorry for the guy, all things considered. I won’t lie, some stuff are funny as heck, but yeah. I wonder who got the shoes he so skillfully dodged. Somebody check eBay!

Two. The Hoff.

Because you know you’ll never be as cool as he is.

Three. The Generic Sad Cosplayer Dude.

The internet is full of him. And the internet cannot get enough of him.

Four. Michael Jackson.

I love him (in Thriller and his old stuff), but dang. I don’t believe everything I hear, but I don’t blame the media (and the internet) for eating it all up. LOL.

Five. Colonel Sanders.

And according to the wise Russel Peters, that hand motion, in Italian, means “WTF”.

Six. Osama Bin Laden.

Well, I can’t really say anything witty about him. Good thing I have this cool picture to make up for it.

Seven. Devastatin’ Dave.

Because he was probably really cool back then. You cannot go wrong with a name (and a get-up) like that.

Eight. Ronald McDonald.

He used to be someone we could look up to.

Nine. You all know this one.

<There was an explanation here, but it exploded on contact with his name>

It is at this day and age where being on the internet may be the worst thing that happens to you, so stop Googling your name for Pete’s sake! Hahaha! Hope you all liked this one, and let me know if I missed anyone important. ;]

That looks so good I wanna cry. Cake will be the end of me. I’m so gonna bake next week.

Grabbed from Mikko. According to this highly scientific test, I am “Insanely High – A Vibrating Crackhead”. Oddly enough I haven’t had coffee yet, in fact right now my head’s hurting from the sheer lack of it. I clicked 181 times. I wonder if I should take it again after having coffee…

1. The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
2. The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
3. The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post it in your own.

Memory Disambiguation. A set of techniques employed by high-performance out-of-order execution microprocessors that execute memory access instructions (loads and stores) out of program order.

Eleanora (1942). “Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.” – Edgar Allan Poe

Bury Your Dead. Bury Them Deep.

I actually like that result. How awesome is that? Go wild kids. ;]

Yay! I got this really cute mini-cow as a pahabol birthday present from Columbia~ Waaaaah it’s so cute! Squish. I started out calling it Squibby but now I call it… Cuapao! Umm I don’t really name my stuff, but it really makes me think of cuapao when I see it. Moohaha~

Because I can’t bring the bigger squishy cow to Hong Kong. Now at least I have something. c:

I’m leaving Monday morning btw. Will get online as often as I can, but I guess I’ll be out a lot so I don’t miss out c:

Now here’s a fun game for alla youz crazy gamers — Bloons Tower Defense. Basically, you set up your defenses so the “bloons” don’t reach the end of the road. It gets harder per stage, and you need to finish all 50 stages to win the game. It might not look like it, but there’s a significant amount of strategy involved, so don’t just keep throwing monkeys around haha. Btw thanks to Francis for the link, and also coz he showed me a secret/cheat/imba-strategy for a sure win moohaha. Enjoy! XD