So I used to have a work blog about weird gadgets (sorry can’t post the link here), and I had so much fun writing it that I actually plan to somehow carry it over to this blog. So now, for the 11th day of Christmas, I’ve decided to share my weird findings to all my geek readers. Because let’s face it, we all love weird, and we all love gadgets.

Disclaimer: They ain’t mine! I’ve linked to my sauces. Here we go here we go!

11 Weird Gadgets

One. Keyboard Waffle Maker.
Improve your typing skills with this unique weight-gain program!

Two. Stereo Stilettos.
Can you say “Terminatrix”? Sorry Baddie, you can’t wear this.

Three. USB Ghost Radar.
If you know anyone who needs this, I’m selling it for USD99.95. Kidding.

Four. The Banpresto Facebank.
I hate this thing with a passion, because it MOVES. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Five. Programmable Soda Bottle.
You can choose what flavors you want to add into the carbonated water. There’s just one fatal flaw to this one — when you’re done picking flavors… how do you mix it?

Six. USB Spaghetti (Neapolitan) Extension Cable.
Not only does this look gross, but it does NOTHING. It takes up one (1) USB port, and offers one (1) USB port. LOL Japan. Btw, this won as Engadget’s top weird gadget. Bravo. :]

Seven. Chopsticks Fan.
Yay or nay?

Eight. The Armageddon USB Hub.
This one is actually for sale! Not here of course haha. And no sorry, it won’t blow up your city — not even your officemate’s seat.

Nine. Infinite Bubble Wrap.
HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG WITH THIS? Moooooar!

Ten. USB Mini Fridge.
Perfect. I think this should’ve been in my wishlist.

And finally…

Eleven. The DVD Rewinder.
And with this, I end my post.

I’ve been wallowing in the sad thought that despite having credit cards, I can’t use them for online shopping. Why? Because they’re not really mine — “supplementary” is the new word for “haha you’re still mooching off your mom’s account”, so basically what I have are plastic cards.

Anyway, despite my wallowing, I still like to torture myself by looking at online shops and stuff, juuuust to toy with the slight possibility. I forgot how exactly, but looking around brought me to this here beauty.

Mmm, doesn’t it just make you want to grab a fork and knife and dig in? Or be sick, whichever. This is no victim of a crazy music-loving cook, apparently it’s art. Now I’ve never been one for art appreciation (beyond traditional and digital), because really, modern art confuses me. So if you can see the hidden beauty in this one, please help my poor art-ignorant eyes see it.

But now I’m thinking — this could probably still make a good gift. That’s how messed-up people are. Haha!